We're all gonna f***ing die!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

A Wiltshire farmer was mortified this morning when he found a crop circle in his field that undeniably marks the end of the world. Its a bit of a winner of "Look at my big queer crop circle 2009" which normally can be found somewhere visible on a road to Stonehenge, set your eyes to spirograph and get a gander of this:


"Investigators claim more formations are referencing the possibility of a cataclysmic event occurring on December 21, 2012, which coincides with the end of the ancient Mayan calendar. "

"The formation, measuring 150ft in diameter, is apparently a coded image representing the first 10 digits, 3.141592654, of pi. " Telegraph

Its a phoenix rising from the ashes, its hardly a comet destined for New York or a finger slip in a Secret North Korean Uranium base. Nevertheless it shits on the norm, some cider swilling yeoman hardly made it with a plank on a string, neither was it E fucking T, good job though it looks gnarl.